I got my first hate mail

Hater's email to me:

"Fuck off gook."

Okay, in the eyes of this racist, I'm an Asian man so to him I am a gook. How much are you willing to bet that this gook hater who feels the need to call Asian men gooks actually like Asian women? I'm willing to bet a whole lot. If he ever does get caught calling an Asian man a gook, and will have to justify his racism, this is what he will say:

"I want to apologize for my remark and to the Asian community. I am a grown man and I should be responsible for my actions and words. I just want you all to know that I am not a racist because my wife is Asian."

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