I had a date with a troll I met online back a few months ago that I didn't bother mentioning since I didn't seal the deal. I was browsing through yelp and discovered the review that (tramp troll) left of the bar I took her too. Wait....there's more....she also left a review about me: (I obviously made some changes to her name, lol. and didn't post her pic)
Asian Tramp Troll.'s Review of the XXXX Bar
Blind date for a Friday night continues here at XXXX Bar for Happy Hour!Wine by the glass $4.00 each, Red Sangria at $4.00!! Whoa, I'll return for sure with better company. Liquid revelry was average libation for very bitter citrus Sangria albeit wine was good.Lower level contains more space to spread out as the tables are all lopsided which this time, without a flicker of my hand or arm, stepping on the table leg both mine and my date's wine glasses were on my lap and personal belongings. Background music is blasting loud. The lower level has an open-air atrium where the staff has a sharp eye to peak below whom they quickly remedy the uncomfortable situation with plenty of napkins for cleanup. I was strong enough to stay for as long as I could to make it through two glasses of red wine, one Red Sangria and one aggressive blind date who needs an attitude check: attitude commission.Oh, when the XXX go marching in XXXX for Happy Hour!Now let me translate this to plain English from her troll dialect. What she meant by her date's (me)
aggressiveness was that I was making out with her, with my hand squeezing her titties and rubbing her ass. Eventually I had her shirt pulled up (right in the bar with the bartenders upstairs watching from the stairs and the Irish guys a few tables away) and I was squeezing and sucking her bare flesh and nipples. I had my hand down the backside of her jeans and eventually stuck both fingers into her cunt and was fingering her from behind while making out with her and her bare tits right in the bar. Her hand was rubbing my erect cock through my jeans while I fingered her and she made out with me profusely. I don't know why she is complaining in the review since she enjoyed it as much as I did. Not only did she respond well by touching, laughing and kissing me but she was soaking wet.
What she means by her date (me) attitude's problem was that I was trying to get her to give me a blowjob at the bar. When she refused I tried to get her to give me a hand job but the bartenders didn't do much to help by being nosy. She refused to that so I tried to change venues but she wouldn't have it. In my eyes, I don't see that as attitude but just a straight male trying to escalate the moment. I didn't force or get angry. I was joking and keeping the mood lively and happy the whole time.
As for the spilled wine, that had nothing to with me. That dumb bitch put too much weight on one end of the table so there is no surprise on how the wine spilled. She shouldn't be complaining since I still had to pay for the spilled drinks (it was filled to the top too) but had to buy her another one. She should shut the fuck up
Why did I choose to call her the Asian Tramp Troll?She is a troll for bad mouthing me when I was a good sport the whole time even when she didn't put out. She was pissed because I didn't call her the next day as she asked me to when I dropped her off and she kissed me at the subway station. She is the soreloser and needs to accept that fact that I am not interested in her anymore than the holes she has to offer.
She is a tramp because she had never fucked a single Asian guy before. She is the typical self hating Asian that says
"sorry, I don't date Asian guys," although she claims she is not and blames Asian men for never hitting on her. Although, I broke that barrier I won't take pride in fucking her even if I did seal the deal. She was pumped and dumped by a disgusting NYC Italian police officer with a serious case of yellow fever that was dumped by another Asian women twice his age and used this tramp as a recovery. Her description of him reminds me of the Italians from the movie the "Bronx Tale." She went on to complain on how she dated a black teacher who eventually had erectile dysfunction. It was quite sickening actually. Last she mentioned that she was briefly married to a half Japanese, half Brazilian mutt who when in an argument with her will use racial slurs for Chinese people and direct it at her. (It sounds like the white guy who gets caught being saying a racial slur at Asians, and apologizes by saying
"sorry, I am not racist. My wife is Asian." But in truth, they are indeed racists. Racists with an Asian fetish that is.
She is a walking cum sponge who has been pumped and dumped by countless numbers of people who didn't show her a single ounce of respect and if I would have fucked her, I will just pump her and cum all over her face before walking out without passing her a tissue :)
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